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Published: September 9, 2025
“It’s a big problem! If this keeps up, it’s going to be terrible!”
“A big problem~?”
Next to Pochi, dressed in a female doctor outfit, stood Arisa and Tama, both in miniskirt nurse uniforms. Mia was out with Aarize.
Playing doctor was typical of Arisa’s style of play. At first, Arisa was the doctor, but since she started pretending to use the stethoscope to harass others, she swapped roles with Pochi.
“Hmm, that does sound troublesome.”
“Yes, it’s really troublesome.”
Pochi crossed her arms and struck a dramatically worried pose.
The conversation had the feel of a playful dog cop routine. Arisa was teasing by going “woof woof waaan,” but Pochi and Tama, used to Arisa’s antics, completely ignored her. Poor Arisa.
I decided to prompt them a bit.
“What’s the big problem?”
“It’s Wisteria’s Curse! We’re running low on Arisanium and Tamalin!”
I wondered what exactly Arisanium and Tamalin were. Maybe something like Musconium?
So, Pochinium wasn’t in short supply? I see.
Then!
“Alright, let’s replenish them immediately.”
I said that and scooped up Arisa and Tama, who were beside me, holding them sideways in both arms and rubbed my cheek against them. Since Arisa’s face was all distorted, I just rubbed cheeks with Tama.
Pochi spread her hands wide in hopeful anticipation, but I left her hanging.
She had a questioning look, like “Huh?”
“Master, I want you to rub me too!”
“But only Arisanium and Tamalin are running low.”
I shook my head “too bad” at Pochi. She frantically waved her short hands, looking around desperately for help. Nana just shook her head, Liza stayed silent, and Lulu only smiled quietly.
It felt too mean to leave it at that, so I decided to offer a lifeline.
“Maybe Pochinium is low too?”
“It is! It’s really running low!”
Pochi leapt off the chair toward me, so I caught her. Arisa, hit by Pochi’s knee, clutched the back of her head in agony. Oh dear. Since Arisa wasn’t at fault this time, I used magic power healing to fix her up.
I also said Luluinium, Lizanium, and Nananium were running low and replenished them with some skinship. There seemed to be some unevenness in how much Nananium was restored, causing some complaints from the Allied Forces.
I think their standards are a bit too strict.
This is a re-recording of a short story published in the activity report on September 6, 2013.