Published: March 9, 2025
It must be known that Chu Imperial Seat has developed a refined eating habit over two lifetimes, and as for Cat Teacher... let’s not forget that Cat Teacher is a member of the Cat Clan! Fish is indeed the favorite of cats; this is true in Nine Heavens and also true at the nine heavens threshold.
If Cat Teacher couldn’t eat fish... that would be truly strange...
The two of them were eating as if they were reincarnated starving ghosts, and their terrifying eating behavior had already attracted the attention of all the customers in the restaurant.
Before them, empty plates slowly piled up. It was a sight to behold: these two were simply... extraordinary! Having just one such foodie at a table would be enough to turn the stomachs of others; who knew that both at this table were like this.
Finally... finally, they were full!
Chu Imperial Seat elegantly picked up a napkin to wipe his mouth, then nonchalantly took a toothpick and began to pick his teeth with great style.
Across from him, Cat Teacher had his legs crossed and felt so comfortable after the meal that he was a bit stuffed, triggering a strong impulse to rub his belly while lying on his back.
Cat Teacher felt like he had wasted the first half of his life...
This was the real enjoyment! This was the life of the wealthy! This was dining! This was the realm of culinary experience!
While he was lost in thought, he saw Chu Yang lazily asking him, "Are you done eating?"
In order to secure the next meal, Cat Teacher smiled flatteringly, "I’m done! I’ve eaten well!"
"Eaten well? But are you full?!"
"Yes, I’m stuffed! Too stuffed!"
"Since you’ve eaten well and are full, then you should go settle the bill!" Chu Yang waved his hand with elegance.
"Meow?!"
It was no wonder Cat Teacher was shocked; he could hardly believe what he was hearing: I’m paying the bill?
His sharp cat ears twitched, and he timidly said, "I’m paying the bill?" He deliberately lowered his voice; this was too embarrassing.
"Should I pay the bill instead?" Chu Yang rolled his eyes at Cat Teacher.
Damn, I saved your life and helped you escape danger. You can’t even treat me to a meal?
Chu Yang also lowered his voice intentionally.
Damn, this is the first time I ask for a return on my kindness. I may be embarrassed, but it’s not unreasonable...
"Why aren’t you paying the bill?" Cat Teacher asked indignantly.
I always thought it was you treating... Could it be that after eating for half a day, I’m the one ending up paying? I can pay... but the biggest problem right now is that I don’t have money to pay the bill...
"Damn!" Chu Yang was irritated: "What are you pondering? Just say if you’re paying the bill or not! Are you really going to make your lifesaver foot the bill?!"
"I want to pay..." Cat Teacher said with utmost grievance, "But I don’t have money..."
"You want to pay? Then that’s fine... You don’t have money?!" Chu Yang was shocked and sat up straight, his eyes nearly popping out of their sockets.
Cat Teacher nearly cried: "If I had money, would I be wasting time talking to you? I really don’t have money! If I did, I’d have treated you this time; just pay for me first. When I have money, I’ll treat you back double..."
Chu Yang sat there in a daze: "What’s a meal worth? What does it matter if I pay for it... But the problem is, I don’t have money either..."
"You don’t have money?!" Cat Teacher was stunned: "Oh my meow! Oh my meow!" Then he completely froze: "How could you order such a big table of food without money...?"
"Lower your voice!" Chu Yang glared: "Damn it! Do you want us to be stuck here?"
"But it’s so embarrassing..." Cat Teacher’s eyes brimmed with tears, almost crying.
I never thought that after a lifetime of teaching, I would end up in a situation like this, eating and dashing?
"What do we do?" The two of them simultaneously thought of these three words, looking at each other in silence.
When these two arrived at the restaurant, they deliberately chose the most central table to show off; at this moment, the table was in a mess. Normally, those who dared to sit at this table would be people with pride.