Published: March 8, 2025
Puff! Puff! Puff!...
Dong Wushang's head was grabbed by Rui Butong and slammed into the ground like a city hammer, creating a flurry of ice and snow! His already dizzy head turned into mush.
His head hit the ground nine times, representing three kneels and nine bowings.
Rui Butong felt refreshed; damn it, he was really venting his frustration!
“Ceremony accomplished!” Mo Tianji dragged out his words. This temporary officiant clearly simplified all the procedures.
“The wood has already been made into a boat! The uncooked rice has turned into cooked rice,” Chu Yang nodded.
“Please rise, son-in-law.” The Dark Demon, evidently a novice as a father-in-law, was inexperienced. He grinned, even mixing up the address... When this sentence came out, one might think it was the father-in-law who was bowing...
The crowd erupted into cheers.
Dong Wushang stood up, dazedly spinning in a circle before meeting everyone's gaze.
As Mo Lei Er shyly saluted Dong Wulei, the couple knelt together and bowed several times to Dong Wulei and the Dark Demon.
This wedding, which could be considered the simplest in history, was thus completed.
Elder Dong, as if waking from a dream, scratched his head, still somewhat incredulous: “So... from now on, I also have a wife?”
Mo Lei Er shyly hummed twice.
Ji Mo, with a sneaky demeanor, approached and patted Dong Wushang on the shoulder, speaking earnestly: “Wushang, you have a beautiful flower to call your own now! Be vigilant when hunting wild game, and make sure to clean up afterwards.”
This remark brought on a flurry of old punches! The brothers laughed and cursed, pinning Ji Mo down in the snow, giving him a good beating. It seemed that this was not enough to vent their excitement.
After a long while, Ji Mo was rescued by Hu Yan Ao Bo. Chu Yang stroked his chin, deep in thought: “Ao Bo, listening to Ji Mo, it seems he’s quite experienced in this... However, I believe Ji Mo is definitely not that kind of person.”
Hu Yan Ao Bo was startled, immediately glaring fiercely at Ji Mo, his gaze as if he wanted to eat him alive.
Ji Mo wailed: “Boss, are you trying to kill me...?”
The moment of parting finally arrived.
“Wushang, I’ll make it up to you with a gift next time!”
“Wushang, there are plenty of beauties in the Upper Three Heavens!”
“Wushang, when the time comes, just go for it!”
“Be sure to stay safe, don’t let your sister-in-law find out.”
“Even if she finds out, deny it to the death...”
Mo Lei Er's face was flushed red as she pulled Dong Wushang's hand and hurried away like they were fleeing, not daring to look back.
“Wushang, remember, if Rui Butong's bachelor has ailments, make sure to cure him!”
Ji Mo's words made Rui Butong turn back in fury, baring his teeth.
The crowd burst into laughter, with some even laughing so hard they held their stomachs and squatted on the ground; the Dark Demon grinned, his wounds aching from laughter, yet he still smiled.
In his entire life, he had never been this joyous. It seemed that as his cultivation level diminished, a heart that had once been cold gradually warmed.
Parting sorrows vanished entirely.
After a long while, the Dark Demon finally covered his laughing belly, feeling the pain of laughter from his wounds, thinking: They say a daughter getting married brings some sense of loss and sadness; this is utter nonsense! I don't feel the slightest bit sad... Ah, if only your mother were here, to accept the grand gifts and worship alongside me, how wonderful it would be...
Tears, oh, no tears!
In the distance, at the foot of a mountain, Dong Wushang, Rui Butong, and Mo Lei Er paused and turned back.
I’m gone!
I won’t let you down.
Our base for battling the Nine Heavens is in my hands... it must be established!
Wait for me!
Wait for you!
Dong Wushang touched the four small jade bottles that Chu Yang had quietly slipped to him. Inside were the life-saving elixirs. He remembered Chu Yang’s last words whispered in his ear: Nothing else matters! Keeping yourselves safe is the most important!