Published: March 8, 2025
The three of them exchanged puzzled glances, feeling inexplicably bewildered.
Ji Mo grinned, almost bursting into laughter. Damn, this was the first time he had seen someone ambush using their backside.
A breeze from the south brought distant voices, faintly drifting through the air.
“...Why haven’t they arrived yet...”
“...No need to rush... they’re delayed on the road…”
“...Be careful... what’s that over there?”
“...Ah, just a rabbit…”
“...Damn it...”
...
Chu Yang’s mouth twitched slightly.
The two third rank imperial throne experts suddenly stood up, as if sensing something, looking around with suspicion; they shook their heads, seemingly self-deprecatingly smiling. They then split and moved to the sides to check the ambush.
They appeared to be quite serious.
Chu Yang and Gu Duxing were even more confused; we are right behind you, why are you so intent on checking ahead?
One of the throne level experts asked in a deep voice, “Have you checked the toxic domain? Is it still effective?”
A figure hidden behind a tree answered in a low voice, “Elder, rest assured, I have checked it back and forth three times, and I have also reinforced the toxic domain twice; it’s absolutely foolproof, there’s no problem at all.”
“Mm, we need to ensure that we aren’t discovered too early. The outer perimeter must be applied thoroughly; these guys are quite alert. If anything goes wrong, they’ll slip away immediately. We must ensure everything is perfect this time!” The throne level expert nodded and reminded.
“Understood.”
The two of them wandered around for a bit and then returned to their positions.
Chu Yang lay quietly in the grass, not moving. He didn’t move, and of course Ji Mo and Gu Duxing didn’t move either.
Suddenly, two men in black stood up from their original hiding place, making a gesture.
The throne level expert frowned and shouted, “What are you doing?”
“Uh... going to take a leak.”
The throne level expert immediately displayed an expression of disgust, waving his hand impatiently and saying, “Go further away.”
The two ninth grade martial sovereigns nodded repeatedly in agreement, walking back together, crunching the fallen leaves on the ground, walking more than thirty feet away until the trees obscured their path before they stopped.
One of them said, “Damn, we’ve been preparing here for half a month, and we haven’t seen a single ghost.”
The other sighed while loosening his belt: “Just wait; actually, it's quite good if they don’t come. Once they do... damn it, which one of those guys is easy to deal with?”
“That’s true.” The one who spoke first had already pulled out his weapon, closing his eyes, holding his breath, ready to fire.
Pitter-patter...
Master Ji Er was furious!
He lay motionless in the dense grass, but these two guys were actually walking right towards him. They stopped, and with one eye slightly opened, he distinctly saw four pairs of black-clad legs before him.
Then, a stream of water shot out with a sizzling heat, accurately landing on his left cheek with great force.
Drops of warm liquid splashed up as the strong release hit, splattering on Master Ji Er’s face.
Master Ji Er felt like he was going to explode!
Then, another stream of water, with the same sizzling heat, accurately landed on his right cheek...
Master Ji Er could no longer tolerate it! Because the first stream, while disgusting, was at least clear; this one, however, had the color of the Yellow River and smelled even worse!
Ji Mo was suddenly filled with indignation: we all came together, why are you two only urinating on me? Isn’t this bullying?
The more he thought about it, the angrier he got, and he finally couldn’t hold back anymore, jumping up with a whoosh.
The two martial sovereigns were enjoying their relieving moment, completely unaware that they had unwittingly showered a living person.
This shock was immense; their eyes opened wide in unison, and in their extreme tension, the force of the two streams weakened abruptly, trickling down into their pants, and then it stopped...