Published: March 7, 2025
Chapter 403: Such a Classic Tale
“I really wish I could take off my pants for you all to compare!” Chu Yang eagerly waited, looking at one face after another, wearing a face full of expectation and laughter that came after being recognized, as he gazed at the three of them. However, he was met with three perplexed expressions and three pairs of questioning eyes.
Chu Imperial Seat's expression gradually fell, and unable to contain his frustration, he exclaimed loudly, “Don’t you all think that this thing really looks like... you know, down there in our pants?”
Chu Imperial Seat was somewhat losing his mind; never had he told a joke that left him feeling this depressed!
These three people had no sense of humor at all...
Chu Imperial Seat's annoyance was not without reason, as he had completely twisted the whole situation. He truly didn’t know that what he said was not something they couldn't think of, but rather one statement misled them: “We have it too!”
It was this statement that ruined everything!
You said there is... but the problem is that what you're talking about is something they don’t have... it’s genuinely not there! How can you say there is when it’s clearly not? Can they just conjure it out of nothing?
Thus, Chu Imperial Seat could not help but lose his cool. He shouted the last sentence out in utter frustration.
As soon as those words came out, the three who understood immediately got it, and even those who didn't understand suddenly did. In an instant, one of them who had been holding back their laughter burst out, clutching their stomach and laughing wildly.
Finally, they managed to laugh it out; I was about to burst!
The other two, however, looked angrily at Chu Yang, their postures suggesting they were about to pounce and beat him up!
Seeing that someone finally got the joke, Chu Imperial Seat was about to join in the laughter when he was met with two icy, furious glares, the kind that seemed capable of torturing him a thousand times over!
Chu Imperial Seat felt a chill down his spine; just as he was about to burst into laughter, he swallowed it back down. With an awkward smile, he rubbed his nose and scratched his head, saying, “What’s wrong? Isn’t it funny?”
“Funny?” Tie Butian gritted his teeth, straining to keep himself from exploding, and suddenly erupted, “What’s funny about that? So vulgar, so indecent, and you dare to say it out loud, and even feel pleased with yourself... you, you, you, truly shameless!”
Another shadow looked at Chu Yang, somewhat helplessly amused, really wanting to give him a beating!
“Uh...” Chu Yang was dumbfounded. He really didn’t understand why this joke, which should be universally acceptable among men, had entirely backfired at this moment?
This was truly astonishing!
Is it that becoming an emperor makes one different from ordinary men? Do they not even have this basic sense of humor?
“Don’t you want to talk about your classic tale?” Tie Butian angrily said, eager to change the subject as this joke was too embarrassing. His face was already flushed red.
Talking about this in front of me is simply detestable! Infuriating! Absolutely ridiculous!
“I... I don’t dare to say it anymore.” Chu Yang drooped his head and weakly replied. He thought to himself that just mentioning it had already triggered such a strong reaction; if he continued with the classic tale, wouldn’t he be asking for a thousand cuts?
“Go ahead, it’s fine.” The male shadow encouraged, his eyes filled with schadenfreude.
“Speak.” Tie Butian’s face was cold, but one could still see the suppressed hints of amusement in his eyes. It was truly hard to avoid laughing... this bastard!
“Um, the story goes like this: there was once a man who was quite handsome and wealthy, but no matter what, he never found a wife. He lived until he was over eighty years old and still hadn’t found a single wife, dying in depression... dead.” Chu Yang said while sneaking glances at the expressions of the others.