Published: March 8, 2025
Gu Family Wedding Collection of Betrothal Gifts! Heavenly Materials and Earthly Treasures Acceptance!
Such an incongruous fifteen-character phrase was hung up by Zhang Yang, on a large banner measuring a good seven or eight zhang in length and width, standing several tens of zhang high, fluttering fiercely in the air!
The most crucial point was that these fifteen characters were written in an extremely ugly manner.
Among the brothers, there were certainly quite a few who wrote well, with Mo Tianji, Xie Danqiong, and Ao Xieyun being renowned calligraphy masters of their time; however… the problem was that everyone wanted to write, leading to a game of rock-paper-scissors.
The result was astonishing: the one who ultimately won was Ji Mo, who wrote the worst, had no skills, and was the laziest!
With the posture of a dragon moving like a tiger, Ji Er held the brush like he was wielding a sword, scribbling everything in an awkward and uneven manner!
Every time Gu Duxing saw this large banner, he felt his calf twitching, cursing inwardly! Each time he encountered Ji Mo, he wanted to butcher him alive!
While others could not break through Gu Duxing's cold-faced divine skills even with thousands of troops, Ji Er only needed to write a few characters to achieve it effortlessly!
This giant banner, made of thick satin, couldn’t possibly flutter without wind, not even a gentle breeze would do! As he watched the banner droop like a dead fish, Ao Xieyun, the eldest young master, grew angry and dispatched ten imperial-level experts: to create gusts of wind! Every moment, they had to see the banner flying in the wind!
The faces of the ten imperial-level experts turned bitter! In the past three days, they had been so impressive that others looked up to them, who could have thought they would be reduced to fan-blowers today?
Ao Xieyun and Xie Danqiong were in charge of the acceptance and record-keeping.
Chu Yang, the head steward of the Heavenly Weapon Pavilion, was responsible for the storage, specifically, the nine calamity space.
As for Ji Mo and Rocky Luo, they were tasked with cursing others and praising them!
This arrangement truly maximized everyone's talents and utilized resources effectively.
On the first afternoon of the acceptance team’s launch, they received countless heavenly materials and earthly treasures! The record-keepers, Ao Xieyun and Xie Danqiong, each filled thick ledgers with four large volumes.
“The leader of Little Pig Mountain sent a congratulatory gift, one five-thousand-year snow ginseng, congratulating Pavilion Master Gu and Miss Gu on their marriage!”
“The leader of Big Rooster Ridge sent a congratulatory gift, …..., congratulating Pavilion Master Gu and Miss Gu…”
“The leader of Giant Bull Gorge…”
“The leader of Duck Slope…”
“…”
Chu Yang flipped through the gift list. The corners of his mouth twitched; what on earth are these names…
While accepting the gifts, Ao Xieyun commented: “Second-class!”
“Second-class!”
“Third-class!…”
Every time Ao Xieyun and Xie Danqiong called out ‘third-class,’ Ji Mo and Rocky Luo would immediately erupt, jumping out in rage to beat them: “Bastard! Are you trying to disgust us…”
“Bastard! Do you want to die!”
“Dog aunt! What kind of trash did you send!”
“Grandma! This is simply below the standard!”
…
At such moments, the one getting beaten was utterly wronged, on the verge of tears: this cost several hundred thousand taels…
Outside, those waiting in line to present gifts had ashen faces, their calves shaking like plucked lutes, my goodness… this is truly ruthless…
This truly shows that there are all kinds of wonders in the world. Who knew weddings could be like this…
In just one afternoon, over a thousand gifts were received, the highest still being second-class! The vast majority were third-class.
Only those with particularly infamous reputations, those who had committed all sorts of evils; even if they sent something good, it was rated as below the standard. After all, others wouldn’t know what they had sent.