Published: March 8, 2025
The little guy was absolutely right.
But... can a child not even a year and a half old say something like that?
“Oh~~~~” Chu Yang held his forehead, genuinely feeling overwhelmed and defeated.
What one-year-olds haven't I seen? Aren't they all just full of poop and pee? They call their grandmother "shorty" and their mother "strongy"...
With diapers constantly stuffed in their pants, one accidental move, and they could wet you all over. If they're in a bad mood, they might just poop on your pants...
At this age, being able to clearly and fluently call their relatives without getting it wrong is already an unexpected surprise.
But Chu Yang's son had clearly jumped far beyond that well-known phase, leaping ahead a thousand miles!
He could directly discuss life, talk about ideals, and even discuss dating matters with Chu Yang...
Chu Yang felt it was absolutely feasible.
In fact, he thought that discussing the world's situation and the trends of the Nine Heavens with his monster-like son seemed entirely possible.
Usually, it's Chu Yang who shocks others, but this time, the Chu Imperial Seat was left dumbfounded by his one-year-and-two-month-old son, dizzy and bewildered.
Now, this little guy was in his arms, being held by him; and was calling him with an old tone: "Old Chu, do you understand?"
Chu Yang struggled and said, "I don't understand... How am I supposed to understand? Son, you're only one year and two months old..."
Tie Yang lifted his little face: "Old Chu, there are people in this world called geniuses!"
Chu Yang nodded vigorously.
It seemed undeniable that his son was a genius; however... he was almost a monster in the realm of genius.
"Son, you wouldn't be the reincarnation of some old man, would you?" Chu Yang suddenly scrutinized the little guy, recalling his own reincarnation experience, feeling a bit uneasy, and cautiously asked.
"With your brain, you know about reincarnation?" Tie Yang sneered: "If an old guy attaches himself to me, that's not reincarnation; it's called possession! And a newborn cannot be possessed; do you understand? If that happens, both souls will vanish into thin air! Got it?"
Chu Yang scratched his head: "So what's your story?"
Tie Yang sighed deeply and said softly: "Old Chu, I can only say... it's a very wonderful thing. Well, I simply went through reincarnation. But luckily, my True Spirit remains intact. Some things haven't disappeared, but I am undoubtedly your son... you can rest easy about that. Otherwise, I wouldn't dare to expose myself in front of you like this..."
"Why do you dare to expose yourself just because I'm your dad?" Chu Yang was puzzled.
The little guy said profoundly: "Old Chu, that's because you can accept it."
"What did you call me?" Chu Yang's brows shot up.
"Old Chu... just calling you old is already quite impressive." The little guy looked at Chu Yang with a gaze that said 'you should be honored by my calling you this', full of approval and recognition.
"You little brat! Call me dad!" The Chu Imperial Seat, now realizing what was happening, exploded in fury, roaring in anger; the little rascal thought he could be so lawless?
Old Chu? You dare to call me that?
Am I actually honored?
The little guy twisted his face in despair: "If you want to scold or hit me, that’s your right, and I can't stop you from enjoying the only joy of being a dad, but you can't call me a little brat. I'm your son! If I become a little brat... then wouldn't you be..."
"Then wouldn't I have to spank your butt into eight pieces!" Before he finished speaking, Chu Yang had already flipped the little body over in anger and slapped his soft little butt!
Smack!
"I won't say it again!" The little one tactfully fell silent. A wise man does not suffer immediate losses.
"Do you dare to call me Old Chu again?" Chu Yang glared with a fierce aura, fully displaying the dignity of a father. But then looking at the five bright red finger marks on the little one's butt, he felt a bit of heartache; he consoled himself in his mind: this little brat, being so monstrous, can handle it!