Published: March 8, 2025
“Sit still for me!” Seeing Chu Yang like this, Snow Tear Cold could no longer hold back and glared at him. How had this guy changed so much from his past life?
Once he realized it was a misunderstanding, he immediately became lazy.
“Uh, you just say your thing, why should I care?” Chu Yang replied.
Snow Tear Cold took a breath, suppressed his anger, ignored him, and focused intently on a few sparrows that were pecking at the ground, saying, “One hundred and twenty thousand years ago, a great war suddenly broke out in the Nine Heavens!”
“There were two people who fought for nine years! During those nine years, the battlefield spanned nine hundred billion miles!” Snow Tear Cold said word by word.
“Cough cough cough cough…” Chu Yang's face turned red as he started coughing, struggling to catch his breath.
This time, he truly choked badly.
Two people fighting for nine years! A battlefield of nine hundred billion miles…
Chu Yang felt a wave of dizziness, then a mouthful of wine went down the wrong way, and he immediately sprayed it out of his nose, followed by a series of violent coughs, as if he were suffering from a serious illness.
A black line rose on Snow Tear Cold's face, pretending not to hear, he treated this bastard in front of him as a pile of stinky dog poop, ignoring him and continuing to speak.
“That battle was indeed earth-shattering! Everywhere they went was reduced to ruins. Some powerful cultivators, relying on their cultivation level, went to watch, only to be blown into powder by the wind from a hundred thousand miles away! In the end, the two of them fought to a standstill.”
Chu Yang coughed hoarsely.
“Eventually, when they reached my territory, I was worried… they ceased fighting.”
“I heard one of them say: You can't defeat me. The other replied: You can't defeat me either. Then both of them said in unison: In a few years, I will be able to beat you. Then they both laughed together.”
Snow Tear Cold raised an eyebrow: “These two madmen have no idea that during their nine years of fighting, tens of billions of living beings died in the aftermath of their battle, yet they laughed so happily.”
Chu Yang finally stopped coughing.
He thought to himself, this bird thing is too damn absurd, and it seems to have nothing to do with me.
“Then one of them asked: Where are you going? The other similarly asked: And you, where are you going? The first replied: I'm looking for a place. To take my wives out to have fun. The other then said: Same idea as me, I’m also looking for a place to take my wives out to play. Then they both said at the same time: You better not go to the same place as me!”
“Then they looked at the battlefield and said: The fighting was too fierce, it's all your fault; if you had just let me beat you up a bit, nothing would have happened. The other replied: Then why didn’t you just let me beat you up?”
Chu Yang started yawning.
The way these two spoke was increasingly eerie, and there was a hint of a rogue tone. Moreover, it was totally devoid of substance, making the listener feel drowsy.
“One of them said: But the great calamity has already occurred. It's beyond saving. The other said: Indeed, this world, thirteen thousand years later, will be invaded by otherworldly demons. It could have been resisted, but with what we did, there’s not a shred of hope left.”
Chu Yang coughed violently again, otherworldly demons!
Damn it!
The Law Sovereign fabricated otherworldly demons, and they actually existed?
Even if the Law Sovereign knew this fact, he would surely be speechless, right?
Snow Tear Cold continued.
“At that time, one of them asked: Should we intervene, or not? The other said: Just by looking at you, it’s clear you’re inexperienced; I can tell just by looking. This is heaven’s secret.”
Chu Yang sneered, thinking that what this later person said was even more nonsensical. You killed someone and say they deserved to die. It’s actually heaven’s secret?
And always saying “I,” how does that sound like a powerful being? It’s downright vulgar!