Published: March 21, 2026
I'm late
I woke up that evening.
Crow and Yoru calmed me down when I insisted on going to look for Amelia right away.
āDarkness will only thicken from now on. True, darkness is the Assassinās domain, but donāt forget itās the demonic beastsā territory too.ā
āYouāre still far from fully recovered. Stay in bed.ā
I couldnāt understand why the two of them could stay so calm, and I was frustrated that I couldnāt go to Amelia.
āWhy⦠why can you stay so calm?ā
I hit the wall to vent my frustration.
I knew it was taking my anger out on something.
Iād gotten into this state because Iād used shadow magic without thinking ahead, and I knew both of them were unbearably worried about Amelia.
But I couldnāt help lashing out.
āā¦Iām not calm, master.ā
āI am calm, though. ādark assassin,ā are you?ā
Crowās flippant answer irritated me, and as I opened my mouth to snap back, something snagged in my throat.
āādaā¦reā¦kuseā?ā ā I blurted it out in hiragana from shock.
My head was scrambled; I couldnāt make the kanji conversion happen.
Crow looked at me and grinned.
Iād heard his barbs countless times since we met, but Iād never seen a smile that sent such a chill down my spine.
āā¦Thatās the masterās title,ā Yoru said.
He said the one thing I most didnāt want to hear.
Is he doing it on purpose?
My friend Kyousuke has a talent for obliviously picking precisely the places people donāt want touched, and maybe Yoru has that trait too.
āApparently everyone on the hill where people were sheltering saw you annihilate the demonic beasts when you last used shadow magic. For a Yellow-rank adventurer, being given a title so quickly is unprecedented. And the guildās endorsed it⦠Well done. They gave you quite a cool name.ā
Crow patted my shoulder and left the room.
I buried my head in my hands.
āNo wayāan assassin getting noticed like that, what the hell.ā
āTrue enough. Though I donāt think the master would be outclassed by other assassins,ā Yoru offered as a sort of consolation, but that wasnāt my problem.
ā¦What the hell.
That over-the-top, emo title!
And what even is a title?
Iād never heard of such a thing!!!
Thereās a system for this!?
āI absolutely, definitely do not want my classmates to know. Especially Kyousuke and the heroā¦ā
Kyousuke would probably give that blank-faced āgood for youā again.
Since heād truly mean it from the bottom of his heart, itād be even worse.
As for the hero, heād probably make a visibly disgusted face.
If I told him the situation, heād say, āThat was unfortunate,ā without a doubt.
That would piss me off too, and I could easily imagine the conversation being overheard by girls, getting repeated, and spreading through the whole class.
I sighed, still holding my head.
āā¦Sigh. Hey Yoru, canāt we change the title to something more tame?ā
āItās not impossible, but every corner of the town is talking about āthe dark assassin.ā Itāll be hard to retract it now.ā
Yoru, not grasping the gravity, tilted his head, not understanding why I resisted the title so fiercely.
āI see. So assassins being conspicuous is okay, huh⦠Also, my magic is āshadow,ā not ādarkness,āā I said.
My shadow seemed to agree.
Right? You think so too, donāt you?
āFrom a distance it must have looked like you commanded the darkness. Shadow magic isnāt even recognized as a category. Even if it was shadows, the sky was engulfed in darkness back then, so in a way theyāre not wrong.ā
Yoru tilted his head, wondering if there was any title that would fit better than āthe dark assassin.ā
Damn it.
Heād won the argument.
Come to think of it, having shadow-attribute magic and being an assassin already reads like peak emo regardless.
If we return to the other world, shutting these two up will be my top priority.
āā¦Iāll stay put and sleep for today. But Iām leaving early tomorrow!ā
I pulled the blanket over my head out of spite and grew sleepy again.